Presidential Pets that You’ll Never See

As we approach election time, I fondly remember the day when President Obama had made a big announcement- the choosing of the presidential pet dog. Of course, there was some disappointment from some animal activists that he did not happen to adopt from an animal shelter, but that soon passed. Of course, this leads me to wonder, would there be any sort of protest if Obama happened to have adopted a bald python? Or what if he went ahead and greeted the world riding the First Rhinoceros? Here are some of the animals that the president should adopt, but sadly, may never see, and what the world would think of us if he did adopt one of these animals: